Saturday, 23 November 2013

Have a Happy Breakup...(Move On)

Warning: I know the blog is bit longer but its worth reading for those who experienced breakups in their life. This will inspire people surely.

Why I am writing this blog?  My reason is to assist the beautiful young people who are ‘JUST stuck’ in the Relationships.
Am I qualified to write a blog as this? Well my CV gives me the confidence. I have had a few break ups. 

Can say for sure – I am representing 90% of the ‘today’s generation men’. The remaining 10 %     ( ‘True Love’ waaley Mard ) can post angry comments at me (in the comments below) as they- I know are very good at pretending to be “committed”.
So, without further ado, sidha point pe ata hu...:p

Letters starts with "abc", numbers starts with "123", Love starts with "you and me ♥ ♥".

Every relationship starts with a common filmy melodrama "The day I met you was my favorite accident and even today I love those injuries." (self sadism)

I feel very lucky when I am with you. (Kyun Bhai- woh Lux cozi hai kya? Making you feel ‘Apna Luck pehan ke chalo! :) )

My love for you is like a rose with thorns. I hold you, knowing you will hurt me. But I am willing to bleed for you.
Further – Email enabled mobile phones, Free SMS services , late night calling free (Get an Idea) , 3G and whatever G (you know what ). Ladki wait karti hai kab gyaarah bajenge aur kab Night Calling free hogi aur kab JAANU mera number milaayenge..Gyaarah Bajte hain and the phone rings and the girl screams. “Hi jaaaaaaan!!! Love you Muaaah…AUR BATAAO”… Kuch baat hi nahi hai karne ko toh aur kya batayega bechaara. . When there’s nothing to talk.
So if a relationship starts with such an intense love the breakup chances are very less (close to 1%) and even in that 1% case there’s got to be something really meaningful for them to be separated. So with mutual understanding they can separate for a better life……

Was thinking about the lives of 100′s of people & found that majority of the problems in their lives are- ‘Relationship issues’ which are ego based.

The problem starts when this need ‘to be pampered’ assumes disproportionately large sizes in our minds. Most women and men; I meet – I see them over doing things to :-

-Impress people
-Trying to be a ‘Hero / Heroine’ …

The need to feel ‘PAMPERED’ is the root cause of most of our ‘People Issues’, Emotional turmoils & Incompetencies. Remember the MOHRA song-“Mujhe Pyaar Karo..Subah se lekar Shaamtak..Shaam se lekar Raat tak..Raat se phir Subah tak..As if aur koi kaam nahi hai duniya me karne ko..If you keep feeling the need to be PAMPERED, then woh Din kabhi nahi aayega jab tum dono ek hi bachche ko PAMPERS pehnaao. You are not your ‘FB’ status that people should LIKE you…Trust me – no one is Thinking about you ! Only you are taking yourself over-seriously.

Ladies are more likely to get attracted to men with ‘a Sense of Humor’. Girls do not love SRK for no reason… Men have realized that to get a woman to love them; they need to get her laughing.Someday – the lady begins to feel – ‘Ye mard mujhe khush rakhegaa’. Ya yeh MARD mujhe DARD ke ehsaas nahi hone dega” Amul Macho type feeling! Ye to bada Toing hai !

Girls do get attracted to men with a sense of humor…But I don’t think the relationship with such men would last long, because after a while the girl will start saying things like “Aap kabhi serious kyun nahi hote ho?”…”har time mazaak ni acha lagta”…”tum mere liye serious ho ya main bhi mazaak me hi hu?”

Well I find people to be confused in their own minds- at the outset of the relationship. They want too much e.g. usually girls want that the guy should be the ‘Macho’ of ‘Rab ne bana de Jodi’ or Rahul (Khuch Khuch Hota Hai) or Akash (Dil Chahta Hai) – but Dil se they need Mister Surinder Sahni of Punjab Power (Rab ne banaa di Jodi).Aur agar – package deal mein – ‘Caring nature, Possessive attitude, 4-6 Packs, Money, Car, Good Family, Sense of Humor, Dressing sense – aa jaayein to ‘Yo Baby!’ ho jaayegaa. Isko var maala daala to life jhingalala.

Girls packing pe mat jao ; andar ka gift important hai. So – girls apni ‘eye candies’ ke liye movies ka sahara lein; aur final decision mein ‘Brain ka bhi ishhara lein’. Women expect too much. Your man can not look into your eyes daily – the same way – he did – when he did for the first time.

As I look around – I pitifully see that ‘Relationships ka spiderweb bana huaa hai’. I hear stories about one person dating 3, Relationships between cousins, extra marital, etc etc. Trust me- in sab fasaad mein –

‘Swaad hoga ; par junoon nahin hoga’ , ‘Chaska hoga ; par sukoon nahin hoga’

Your secret relationship will never treat you like a ‘Priority’; but just like an OPTION .It is much better to be single than to be someone’s dirty and miscellaneous secret. Value the ‘KISS’ approach. Imran Haashmi waali nahin – Ranbir Kapoor waali (Keep it Simple silly).

Imraan Haasmi se yaad aaya – ‘Post complete sex’ ; most relationships begin to dwindle’ . Trust me. That’s why – you must treat sex in any relationship as a sweet dish and not the main food.Ab tum sweet dish khaane ke baad- khana yaad nahin karte naa ?’

All relationships become boring after some time.

SYMPTOMS of: – When should you break up / When ‘Sweety Sweety Sweety tera pyaar NAHIN chahidaa’ / ‘Ye Dil Maange NO more now’

- You were eagerly waiting for this blog post – the surest sign of you being in dire need for a break up.

- When your FB status says – ‘It is Complicated’ – Break up. Move on

- When there is more seriousness in your conversations than laughter and lightheartedness – when throughout your meeting/ late night telephonic conversation – you maintain a stupid, constipated look.

- When you have to think before speaking your mind i.e. when you cease being yourself

- Daily fights, one gets angry and the other consoles….and vice-versa.

- When talks like these start “main pehle tumse milke bahut khush rehti thi , but ab to tum bas ladte rehte ho”…

This was the trailer of a new Daily Soap “Kahaani Girl Girl/Boy Boy ki”

-Disloyalty / Infidelity is not allowed in relationships. Number portability and dual SIM cards – whenever discovered – should be used to ban the outgoing / incoming of any kind. Usually people in such relationships say that the ‘spark is missing in their relationships- that’s why they went out’. Ab bhai – spark kahaan se aayegaa ; tumhara spark plug to kissi aur engine ko spark de raha hai

-Girls – you deserve a better man – if your man treats you just like ‘Nothing’. It is your problem then – ‘If you call him your everything’. Move on! DARR ke AAGE Dusra PREET hai ..You deserve someone better. If you cannot love yourself – no one else will ever be able to complete you.

If it is not helping you ‘Rise and be better’ ; if it is not inspiring you – WALK away… if you find yourself getting worse, day dreaming more, working less, being less passionate about your dreams – IT IS NOT LOVE. Love as an emotion, is meant to inspire – if it is not inspiring you to be better – it is a waste of time. Quit the person; as you would quit your Job – as the person is always demoralizing you. Adjustment jaroori hai ; par do not compromise your dignity and self-esteem(tedha hai par mera hai; har jagah applicable nahi hota). See if there is a repeat pattern about this thing. If it is – Cut the crap! You are beautiful – remember this. There are many beautiful concepts waiting for you. Go and claim. One life ! Rise & Shine ! (chain se sona hai to jag jao…..aur us gadhe ko chhod ke; kisi aur ke sath bhaag jao)

Don’t always keep doing Ctrl S (Saving) for everything in life- especially a relationship that you most certainly need to Ctrl + Alt + DELETE. Jab kuch galat hum likh dete hain, usko delete karna chahiye, save karke apne dimag ka hardware crash nahi karna chahiye. (DIMAG KA DAHI NA KARE aur lassi to bilkul hi na banaye )

The moment you think – “I was happy being single” THIS is the moment you should be one. If you believe there is a reason why you met the person, you should also believe that there should be a reason why you must break up. Take the learning and ‘Move Ahead’; while you prepare for the right one. That’s it. Do not visit their FB Profiles time and again. Kyunki khuch daag achay NAHIN hotey. Dho Daalo !

As Oprah Winfrey said it so finely – ‘Some people are going to leave. But that’s not the end of YOUR story. It’s the end of THEIR part in your story’.

I cried every time; when I broke up with my favorite lady. I thought – the world has fallen apart. I loved those ‘Judaai’ songs then. ‘ISHQ AB KARIYO NA type ke gaane sunta tha…’ But – read carefully next – ‘I do not even know – where those ladies are these days and they have mothered whose child?’Faaltu mein senti huaa / Apna time barbaad kiyaa. Aaj jab wo kissi aur ke ghar ki bijli banni huin hain – it wasn’t worth naa then??

Remember – ‘Jawaani ke bahut kum rishtey aapkey pati / patni bantay hain’. Sab pe menti-sental nahin huaa karte’. Apni bijli khud bachao (Ye vishesh soochnaa- Janhit mein jaari)….

If you cannot ‘Love’ yourself – trust me – ‘there are many more break ups waiting to happen in your life’. Counting start kar do. Sansani

Ladies & Gentlemen – If you’re worrying about your love life and your ‘marks in board exams’ at the same time; trust me – you are too young for the former. Saari zindagi yahi to karnaa hai. Abhi zyada zaruri padhna hai … DIL TOH BACHCHA hi RAHEGA JI (Personally experienced)