Young profesors in college

In india there are many private colleges. And most of them actually gives no quality education still students take admission there because of grandiose promises given by the colleges. But problem for such private colleges is, how to get teachers? , to ab un logo ne kya plan shuru kiya he, ki unke jo fourth year ke bache jo hote he, jo fifth year tak passout hote he, aur jinki sixth year tak job nai lagti he, unko seveth year me campus se as a faculty recruit kar liya jata he. Bhai college ka record improve ho jata he and saste me apko teacher mil jate he. Ab maja yahape ata he ki apko jo teacher ate he young ladke 22-23 salke unka apni junior bandiyo pe crush hotahe , chalo pantiyo pe crush hota he. Aur ap dekhiye seniors ka hamesha junior bandiyo pe crush hota he, kyuki unke batch walo ko kisine pata liya hota he.

To aisa trend he dekhiye ap, young professors jo he campus me arahe he, ab professors low waist jeans pehenke, sleeveless tshirt pehenke, tatoowatoo lagake , enfield pe arahe he dhuddhuddhud…..

Young professors campus me arahe he, math ki class chal rahi he, professor Bhalla he, unka Roshni namki bandi pe crush he wo usko cheap rap gake impress kar rahe he..

What do you know about math, what do you about math

You know we multiply, we solve to simplify

Theres limit to the sky and find value of pie,You think you know too much then find x and y.

What do you know about math.

Apke prof jo he, physics wale porf math wale prof wo canteen me khade hoke bandiyo ko checkout kar rahe he.

Professor 1= “ Bhalla, abe waha nai antilog wise dekh, yar manana padega is bar ki freshy batch jo he wakayi fresh he, matlab gal dekh, mano makhan me dosa mila diya ho, abe tujhe pasand ayegi.”

Prof Bhalla=” Q mujhe q pasand ayegi?”

Professor 1=” dekh na , she has got curves that could embaress our parabola”.

Prof Bhalla=” par yar iske bareme mene kai negative bate suni hui he.”

Professor 1=” To mod le liyo, tension q le raha he”.(mod is mathematical operation which removes negativity :P :P)

Prof Bhalla=” sai he dikhneme to tot he”

Professor 1=” are thikse dekh asymptote he infinity me jake milegi is janam me atte nai ane wali.”

To aisa mahol dekhiye ki matlab  bandiya doubts puchne jati he unke pass to wo flirt karne lagte he.

Roshni=“sir what is photo electric effect?”

Prof Bhalla=“roshni,tumahari photo dekhake dilo dimag me jo current dodta he, that is photoelectric effect.”

Viva me bandi ko dekhake partiality karte he.

Prof Bhalla=“so rashni tell me what is the unit of electric power??”

Roshni=“what sir????”

Prof Bhalla=“watt is correct.. wat is the right answer. Watt is the unit of electric power ..bingo..”

Matlab profs ka padhai me dhyan hehi nai. Class bunk kar rahe he . attendance short ho rahi he unki.

To campus ka dean jo he wo prof bhalla ko bulata he.

Dean=” Bhalla sahib ye kya dekh raha hu me. Kitni atendance he apki?”

Prof Bhalla=“sir 85%”

Dean=“ap chahte ki me apke parents ko bulau?”

Prof Bhalla=“nai nai sir please..”

Dean=“Kitni attendace he apki?”

Prof Bhalla=“sir 30%”

Dean=“isase jyada attendane jo he wo student tym me thi bhalla sahib, guru bhagvan ka rup hota he iska matlab yeto nai ki pura semester ap bhagvan ki tarah gayab hi rahe, sirf holi , Diwali me prakat hote he app. Un dino bacho ki chutti hoti he. Pichle sal ka question paper repeat kar diya apne. Pehle question paper repeat karte he, fir bacho ka course repeat karwate he. Paise leke apne apka khudka question paper leak karwa diya?? Kya what is going on?? Ab bhalla sahib ye kya gilla panti he apki?? Nai apne clas ke benches pe compass se roshni ka nam likhwa diya ??”

Prof Bhalla=“sir wo mene nai likha he?””

Dean=“professor sahib ap professor he, ye log apki handwriting pechante he”

Prof Bhalla=“sir wo mene student tym pe likha tha.”

Dean=“aur wo jo apne mens washroom me besin ke niche jo kalakari ki he uska kya?”

Prof Bhalla=“sir apko kaise pata mene wahape??”

Dean=“don’t change the topic bhalla sahib. Mens washroom me?? What is the point?? Ap jant he waha roshini ko kabhi jana hi nai he. Apko kuch likhwana hi tha mandakini hostel ke yaha likhte. Thode din pehle fashion show tha, ap models ko dekhake sitiya baja rahe the, log excited hoke apni shirt uthake fekte the , apne pant hi utarke fek di. Mere mu pe ake lagi pant. Apko kya lagta he ap Michael Jackson he jo log apki pant ko lekar ladhenge? Sitiya baja rahe the ap bhalla sahib?”

Prof Bhalla=“sorry sir wo flow me nikal gayi.”

Dean=“flow ko kabu me rakho bhlla sahib. Flow me aur bohot chije ho jati he, ye koi excuse thodina hui? Control bhall sahib . control. Nai apko kya lagta he hamara man nai lagta? Siti bajaneka??”

Prof Bhalla=“sir apka man bhi karta he?”

Dean=“of course karta he bhalla sahib , har engineer ka karta he. To kya hua ki hum professor he ,humare jamane me apke jaise koi suvidha nai thi na internet tha , na cellphones the, sara kam imagination se karna padta tha. control bhalla sahib , badi thin line hoti he student and professor ki, abhi mera mamta madam ke sath affair he , kisiko pata he?? Mamta madam ko bhi nai pata, itna carefully karna padta he. aur ye kya bhalla math ke answer sheet me kitne marks diye apne roshni ko?”

Prof bhalla=” sorry sir wo totaling mistake hogayi.”

Dean=“math ke professor hoke totaling mistake bhalla sahib???”

Prof Bhalla=“sir wo calculator ke cell khatam ho gaye the.”          

Dean=“cell khatam hogaye the to 100 mese 150 dedete, 200 dedete, 500 dedete, apne to pure Avogadro numbers dediye bhalla sahib. Itna pyar karte he ap?? Avogadro numbers??”

Prof Bhalla=“sir pyar ki bat nai he wo totaling mistake ho gayi”

Dean=“itni kitni totaling karli apne?? Kabse totling kar rahe the big bang ke jamase se? Avogadro number?? Kaise justify karunga commity ke samne?? Apko denehi the to C dedethe. Velocity of light. Roshni=velocity of light . me justify kar deta tha. Avogadro numbers??”

Prof Bhalla=“sir wo roshni ke left chik pe ek mole he.”

Dean=“ohh to mole concept me busy the ap..”

Ohh don’t worry end samjhahi nai hoga mole concept is related to Avogadro number. Those who don’t know Avogadro number let me tell you its value 6.02214129(27)×10²³.

 

Put an end to Rape culture

So let’s talk about rapes such happen in India. Rape cases are like Bermuda triangle for justice because if you are a rape victim justice is almost like impossible to find. Because recently sting operation done by some random news channel, that time they asked police officer, “ye rape q hote he?” To wo bole,” Dekhiye ladkiya jo he, wo simit kapdo me honi chahiye, ladkiya simit kapdo me nai rehti he to usase akarshan paida hota he, and wo akarshan aggressive kar deta he ki kardo bas.” To ap socho jis desh ke police itni tharki he unse ap kya expect kar sakte he ki kardo bas. Kya wo Raghu-rajeev ke roadies ke task he ki kardo bas. And akarshan kabse aggressive karne laga. I think akarshan is attraction, attraction leads to romance. Shahruk khan movie me kajol ke dekhake attracted hota he, to  wo gata he ya rape karta he?? Attraction leads to romance , desperation leads to rape. Also if the the boys gets aroused then its their problem, you deal with it. And if you seriously get aroused by seeing a girl in small clothes then you are very photosensitive, that just a small glimpse of a girl’s silicon valley turns you on then why don’t you channelize that energy into a creative writing, such as sequel of “fifty shades of grey” or “pride and prejudice” or “the notebook”. And this likes too much work then why don’t you go to a room and indulge self-entertainment.

 

And I don’t understand why we put blame on girls that they wear small clothes. Actually small clothes were never an issue. And let me be precise that length of fabric on a girl’s body is not a measure of character. It’s not about short clothes. I’ll tell you why, it depends upon boy’s thinking, sharif ladke he kuch nai hoga, kharab ladke he bohot kuch hoga. Like I am gentle and innocent boy , an engineer , if I see any girl wearing short clothes I also will see that girl for two times. First look,” BOSS… Kya he….(appreciating the female body)”. Second Look,” KASHH L L…..(getting back to reality that she can’t be mine)”. We will live entire fantasy in our head but we won’t force a girl to be part of our dream. We are so gentle and innocent boys that if we met any girl at night who got drunk and worn a short clothes we will drop that girl to her place first, thinking tomorrow when she will get up and come to know about me , she will fall for me. When we see very sexy girl, we don’t get aroused, we get doused and thinks that,” Are chodna aukat ke bahar he.”

So, this proves that people like us can live entire fantasy in our head without doing any violence, that means sexual attraction does not call sexual violence. . Fir police bolte he ki,” ladkine drink kar rakhi thi , to wo chahti thi ki kuch ho.” Pehle to koi un thullo ko samjhaye ki a “GIRL DOESN’T NEED TO GET DRUNK TO GET LAID, MEN DO. BECAUSE ITS NOT THEIR NEED , ITS OUR NEED.” And I don’t understand the logic of police that girl chahti thi ki kuch hoto fir q ladke jabardasti karte he? Matlab ladka offer karega,” Hey girl would you like to come up?” Girl-“No. Run…”.

When no logic works out, then they take help of indian culture saying, just because of western culture and western movies our people got this thinking. . To balika vadhu hi dikha lo usase sudharte hoto. And this people are blaming western culture such that before western movies indian people were unaware of all this things. It means we all born through photosynthesis. “ Bete ap kaise hue??” “ekdin mummy doperko jake angan me bethi, unpe suraj ki kirne padi aur teen mahine ke bad gharka chirag roshan hogaya.” We think its all western culture. Then tell me any random girl from some college got her mms clip and then her life got destroyed so she left india and after ten years same girl become became pornstar and we can see that girl in big boss with family, is this indian culture??

We gave the world a book(kamasutra) on that topic. So think of it when rest of the world was busy figuring out relative positions of planets around the sun. We in india were busy figuring out various permutations and combinations of men and women around each other.

 

 

 

Have you been to khajuraho?? It is a temple. That’s our culture. You go to khajuraho its an orgy of human imagination. Some of the possess are so acrobatic that they can make anthropologist blush. One woman three men, the hands and legs at vertices of octahedral and the object is to find the point defect in the crystal lattice. Then government justify about this topic saying people having bad thoughts all the time. Ye he ki ap dekho to imagination and hum dekhe to porn?? Bolte he ki all those images are just metaphors ki us tarike ke thoughts ap mandir ke bahar chodke jaye, so that bahar its kama and andar its only rama. If seeing erotic images helps you calm down then why porn is banned in the country. To bacho ko morning assembly me wohi chije dikhao and hope that every kid in the country turn out to be dalai lama. You want to empty your mind?? Forget meditation fill your folder with porn. All works and no foreplay makes a seventeen year juvenile(one of the rapist in delhi gang rape)  a horny boy. Tell me which western culture teach us all this things? That western culture only invented condoms,I-piils and birth control pill. Also invented electricity so that our girls can roam in nights. I’m not biased about indian culture and western culture . I think the only culture that I went truly worth respecting is agriculture because this is the only culture is same for all other civilization.                      

 

 

Moral: Little do we realize the power of the things that we think. Thoughts are the start of our actions. The way that we choose to think on a regular basis will eventually determine the things that we speak into fruition, which will eventually also effect our actions as well. The way that we think is a choice, even though it may not seem so. We can control the things that we put into our heads by studying and being around the things that we want to produce out of our minds.

In order to start thinking differently and to stop thinking as you used to you have to place yourself into a different place than you were before. If you want to think more positively for example, chances are you may have to prevent yourself from spending time around things that produce negative energy and vibes, including some of your friends, some of the television shows you watch, and so on. When we are truly able to change the way we think, only then are we ever able to change our world.

Don’t be afraid

 

Here we are, afraid of losing what we have all the time, holding on to it so tight that not a soul can touch it. We think by hiding it from world, it’s hidden and it’s ours. Nothing is, nothing ever will be, for nothing ever was.

 If you think there is anything that you have, that’s yours, be it money, a house, a job, or a girlfriend… It’s nothing but an illusion. It’s all disappearing. In one blow. One blow, my man...

Here we are, so insecure that we are afraid of re-starting our lives, so we just carry on trying to sort out the current mess. The thought that we should give it all up and just start all over-with nothing-might cross our minds some time, sure, but we get scared and we push away anything that scares us.

There is nothing I can ever achieve or gain that I cannot lose, in matter of seconds. You have never gained enough to not be able to lose it all, in just a few minutes. What you think is yours and will never be yours. Whatever you make here, you leave here. You came naked and you’re going to go back naked.

So what are afraid of?

Let all be lost. Let them take away everything. As long as you have your heart beating strong, as long as your nostrils working fine, as long as your blood flows in your vein, you will live, you will breathe and you can get it all back... again and again. For, if you can do it once, you can damn well do it again. It’s just a game we play- Life.

Believe in yourself

 

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be.

That’s when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down.

But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgment and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself.

There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them.

Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are.

So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be.

Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.

Keep believing in yourself.

What if the Cellphones become customised…

 

 

 

Cellphones are smartphones…Right? Most people think that, but it isn’t always true. Do you actually know what you are buying in store? You can spend thousands to buy factory made cellphone, but is it going to do exactly what you want? These days everyone likes to do many things in fact everything in their smart phones which includes playing games, listen to music, movies.. Wtf whats so smart in it..?? Ye sab to mere purane cell me bhi hota he.. Then why we spend thousands to buy smartphones? Whats smartness in buying one? These days smart phones can do anything the way you want. I think I don’t have to mention here, why people call it smartphones. Warna log mujhe “pandu” ( family audience he to pandu sehi kam chalalo..:P) bolenge.. Anyways jokes apart. But what will happen if these smartphones become customised??

Samsung, Apple, HTC these are top leading brand mobile companies out there today. Sure you pay for the name, and you get the best smartphone, but these companies could be making a fortune off of you. When you buy a cellphone in the store, you look at the specs(specification). The average person isn’t going to know what the hell it means, so they ask sales person. The sales person will know some information, mainly because it is staring them straight in the eye.

But what is our exact need from any smartphone?? And why I want to customize my cellphone ?? I want to use watsapp, play heavy games, high quality cameras, net surfing and many more. But all this at one time. Ask yourself how many things you can do simultaneously?? Thats why we call it smartphone I  guess. But if I want to do all the things simultaneously then what exactly I need ? Better processor ?? RAM?? GPU?? Before going into customization of smartphone tell me how many types of processor with their company you know ?? Okay first think and then continue reading . Intel, QUALCOMM (snapdragon), NVIDIA (tegra), Exynos, Mediatek, etc. these are some processor making companies. I don’t think people might know  Samsung in reality use Exynos processor than Intel or NVIDIA processor. When all the companies are giving almost same hardware then why people get confused between buying branded or non-branded smartphones. They should look on basis of usability and not only brand value. Yes, that’s why i think cell phones should get customized so that any buyer will not get confused about buying new cell phone.

Okay, we are into our topic now, so let’s check out pros of, if cellphones become customized.

       I like apple I-phone body so I keep it as my base. I like QUALCOMM(snapdragon) processor irrespective of core (I prefer dual or quad, jyada paisa hoga to octa..:P), then ram 1or 2 GB, camera from Sony bravia engine , HTC sense latest version and of course latest android.

Now my customized cell is ready. Now I’ve got everything I want in one single piece. I have body of my choice, camera of my choice, processor of my choice, user interface of my choice what else you want from your smartphones?? And seriously if u can create such smartphone then you can imagine what you can do with it. I don’t have to tell you what you can do with that extreme machine.

But in reality it won’t happen because every company has their own concept about smartphones.

Cons of, if cellphones become customized:_

There will be no competition between companies and users. We cannot boast ourselves with our smartphone in fact there won’t be any mobile company. Everyone will buy and change hardware. Companies will not launch new cell phones. And many more cons will be there.

 

In short,

Jo acha lage uthalo jyada sochte mat raho.

Moral: We live in era of smartphones and stupid people.

Banned to Permitted

 

On Tuesday 16^th July 2013, Indian government removed ban from two important things by keeping ethics and patriotism aside. In first supreme court had removed ban from dance bar and in second one PM Mr. Manmohan Singh government had loosened up restrictions over foreign investment in defense and telecom. First decision increased “ire” in self-called moral defenders and second decision increased “fear” in self-called moral-defenders that once again India will go in control of East Indian Company. Then we have to think in detail about these two important topics.

SC lifts Maharashtra dance bar ban, says it is unconstitutional

 

 

                In 2005 Maharashtra government put ban over dance bar on which Supreme Court decided it was against constitution. Before that high court also made same judgment. Only those will follow decision of supreme government who at least has intellect and logic. Because the actual reason of Maharashtra government for banning the dance bar was foolish. Just because “RR Patil” wants it to be banned, in this way it happened and there was no support of any government rule. The complaint made was this dance bar breaking the ethics and Indian culture. This problem aroused due to bar girls who earned through dance and some other things which cannot be mentioned as per ABA. And therefore government decided to ban the dance bar. But government was not honest about this ethics. Because Government does not have any problem if this dance bar will be there in three star or five star hotels. This means we have to assume that this ethics related to financial condition. If we assume bar girls in non-rated hotels will create a problem like social state of our health, then how cant same will happen through three and five star hotel bar girls?? If we think Dance bar concept is wrong then this must be wrong in non-rated as well as three or five star hotels. Maharashtra government should know rules cannot be changed by financial conditions. And if we want to change the rules by financial condition then how many things will they change? If we consider the answer in assertive manner then will there be different rules for person who buys maruti and person who buys Mercedes?? That means actually this reason for banning the dance bar was wrong. Second reason government said, dance bars destroy many families. Because government thinks that, men get addicted to bar girls and they won’t pay attention to their families, and therefore dance bars should be banned. But every addiction is wrong even milk also. Then government has to ban milk also. In fact RR Aba is addicted to tobacco. Ajit Pawar taunted Aba many times over this addiction. Many have to face adverse effect of tobacco and for that treatment bucks got wasted. But why can’t we see tobacco addiction through ethical sight? And in fact rather than bargirls people got drunk there. Government can’t see that. What about liquor then? Also dance bar which aba wants to shut down, liquor sold to those dance bars is been made by Aba’s party colleague’s sugar factories, that government can’t see. People who complaining about these bargirls that because of them many families got destroyed but they don’t know these girls can’t get any source to earn. That’s why they choose this path.  In this condition the prime duty of government is to make better rule and compulsion to follow them with giving protection to these girls. Unfortunate thing about these moral-defenders that they actually make these bargirls realize, they are prostitutes.  So this means that government always had the weak side on ethical issues and after court’s decision it proved.

 

  Secondly in any modern city after considering the night entertainment, rules are been made. We don’t need this entertainment, we call these people hypocrite and there is no scarcity of this people. And we might not know the fact that politicians complaining about dance bars, when these people visit any foreign country they go to night clubs very often. That means like other cities in world we also have well controlled systems. But we don’t have that much honesty. That’s why we don’t have proper system for these issues. We can only make those rules which made to be broken and will take bribe that breaks it. This fraud has to stop. Before any strict rule from Supreme Court how can they ban any dance bar and rather banning we have to put some restrictions over dance bar. And just because Aba wants dance bars to be banned, it actually never banned. In this ban period aba’s co–operatives made an arrangement such that dance bars were never closed. And we all know this. The history says, ban cannot prove anything. In short, we have to create options for these bar girls so that they won’t dance in dance bar.

   

Door opened wider to FDI in economy firefight; 100% foreign investment in telecom sector

              

 

                In same time PM Manmohan Singh announced open foreign investment in defense and telecom. That means he is also hypocrite like those moral-defenders who complained to ban dance bars. And we all know defense and telecom are always been sensitive fields for every country and if foreign companies will invest into these then many secrets will be revealed. 2G and coal scam proved that, if we have secured and strong system still every single secret will be revealed very easily. This days satellites can track every single thing over land and any country having number of satellites will do that. So considering only reasons of secrecy and confidentiality we cannot reject foreign investment. Because this will show how illiterate we are. Today there are many streams which need more amount of capital and if we get it through dollars then what’s bad in that. Then we don’t have to protest foreign investment. And we have only one reason to comment over this. That is time. It’s of no use to take such decisions when our economic status is very weak. Coz it actually means, a person striving for his life and we provide him first aid box. At the end, the decision of Mr. Manmohan Singh is outdated but not wrong.     

Everything Happens for Reason

                 Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there. They serve some sort of purpose, teach you lesson or help figure out who you are and who you want to become. You never know who these people maybe; your roommate; your neighbor; professor; long lost friend; lover; or even a complete stranger who, when you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way and sometimes things happens to you and at the time they seem horrible, painful, unfair but in reflection. You realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never realized your potential, strength, will power of heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, lost moments, love, or true greatness or sheer stupidity all occur to test limits of the soul. Without these small tests, if they be events , illness or relationships , life would be like smooth paved, straight flat road to nowhere.  Safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless.

               The people you meet who affect your life and successes and downfall you experience, they are the one who create who you are. Even the bad experiences can be learned from… those lessons are the hardest…and probably the important one.

                If someone hurts you, betrays you or breaks your heart…..forgive them for they have helped you about trust and importance of being cautious to whom you open your heart.

                 If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them.

                 Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be ever to experience it again.

                  Talk to people you have  never talked before  and actually listen , let yourself fall in love , break free and sets your sights high.

You can make of your life anything you wish.

Create your own life and then go out and live it.

I wish you all the best in your endeavors as well as struggles in life

Have a fighting spirit and never hesitate to get back in the  struggle?

The future is in your hand

       

                        A guru from Gorakhpur came to Hyderabad. He had great brightness on his face and his mission was to help people to bring out the great potential within themselves. He was spreading love all around. The guru was a master of the Gita, Upanishads, Bible, Quran, Ashtavakra Gita and many other sources of wisdom.
                        He also used to do a trick to attract people, which then he would slowly reveal. The trick was done whenever anyone came to see him with something in their hands. Many people would come to him with the flowers, fruits, paper, coin or some other things in their closed palm and Guru would reveal the hidden thing instantly.
                       Ganesh was a young manager and was very clever. He heard about the Guru and thought he could outsmart him. Ganesh placed a bet of 100 Rs. with his friends, Dr. Praveen and Raghavan that the guru would not be able to tell what was in his hand?
                      Next morning Ganesh put a little sparrow in his closed palm and went to see the Guru and said," Namaste" The guru smiled. Ganesh said," Guruji! Can you tell me what is in my hands?" Guruji said, Son, there is a sparrow in your hands." Ganesh half-smiled and said," Can you tell me whether the sparrow is alive or dead?" Ganesh was alert and was ready to crush the sparrow if Guru said it was alive. On the other hand if the guru said it was dead, he was prepared to open the palm without harming sparrow. In both ways he would prove the Guru wrong!

                     Guru smiled with compassion and said," My dear son! The life of the sparrow is in your hands."!

                        The Future is in your Hands.

                        You Can Make it or break it now

                        Present is the base for the better future.

Why walk when you can Fly

                  Once there was a king who received a gift of two magnificent falcons from Arabia. They were peregrine falcons, the most beautiful birds he had ever seen. He gave the precious birds to his head falconer to be trained.
                  Months passed and one day the head falconer informed the king that though one of the falcons was flying majestically, soaring high in the sky, the other bird had not moved from its branch since the day it had arrived.
                   The king summoned healers and sorcerers from all the land to tend to the falcons, but no one could make the bird fly. He presented the task to the member of his court, but the next day, the king saw through the palace window that the bird had still not moved from its perch. Having tried everything else, the king thought to himself, " May be I need someone more familiar with the countryside to understand the nature of his problem." So he cried out his court." Go and get a farmer."
                   In the morning, the king was thrilled to see the falcon soaring high above the palace gardens. He said to his court, " Bring me the doer oh this miracle."
                  The court quickly located the farmer, who came and stood before the king. The king asked him, " How did you make the falcon fly?"
                  With his head bowed, the farmer said to the king, "It was very easy, your highness. I simply cut the branch where the bird was sitting."

                  We are all made to fly.......to realize incredible potential as human being. But instead of doing that, we sit on our branches, clinging to the things that are familiar to us. The possibilities are endless, but for most of us, they remain undiscovered. We conform to the familiar, the comfortable, and the mundane. So for the most part, our lives are mediocre instead of exciting, thrilling and fulfilling.

                  So let us learn to destroy the branch of fear we cling to and free ourselves to the glory of flight.

Relationships

              I recently met a teacher who had been given the task of population count in neighborhood. He narrated to me one of his experiences about a relationship that was filled with emotions.
              He told me, " I went to one particular house and knocked the door. A man in his forties opened the door and for a few seconds just stared at me. I then introduced myself and told him my purpose for the visit, was population counting. He welcomed me into his house and offered me as seat. I sat on one of the sofas and started asking him questions related to my purpose for which he gave me all the answers in a very nice manner.

               I finished with my questionnaire and was about to leave when he told me to be seated for a minute while he fetched me a glass of juice. He told  me it had been long since anyone came to his home. Staying alone with no visitors in the house makes anyone feel lost in his own home. He continued talking and told me he lived alone there and worked for multinational company where the colleagues do not socialize much with each other. He gave a small smile and said," Parties and get-together do happen but in restaurant so there is no chance of them visiting homes." The only visitors he had were the milkman and newspaper vendor who leave milk bottles and newspaper at his door every morning. When he leaves for work a housekeeper comes and cleans his home.
   
             When he was at home he was all alone. He didn't remember when he was the last time someone came to his home in his presence. He does have a family with his parents, his lovely wife and two kids but they all live in Bengal. Certain problems restrict him from bringing his family there. He showed his finger to a photograph. with his wife and two kids resting on a side table. With heaviness in his voice he said he went to meet them every four-five months. Even when he was there he would be worried he will be lonely again. I thought this might be the same feeling flowers have when no one visits its garden. A lonely house may seem far or less like a jail to the resident. The solution in the house is experienced by the solitude in his heart. When I reached the door I looked up at him and said," I will pray to god that soon he will be able to stay with his family. I could see his wet eyes and I realized loneliness can be such unbearable for the very first time."

             The teacher continued to talk," I finished my work for the day and went home. I saw both my kids playing in the verandah when I entered. When they saw me they ran and hugged me and started telling me about their day while my wife fetched me a glass of water. While sipping the water I thought about how lucky I was. I thanked god for my family was with me. And even prayed to him for that man. Since that day onwards I fell an amazing wave of happiness flourish in my home. If I look at it in a way that man had everything in life yet nothing at all."

            When we are lonely relations and its attachments become more important and when we have everyone around us we don't realize its worth. Those who hate their family should leave them for a few hours and spend those hours with someone who lives alone to realize its worth.

            Feel lucky if there is someone waiting for you at home today. If your friends feel a party is incomplete without you, feel lucky. If you have someone to share your personal feeling with feel that you are a lucky person. If you have a shoulder to cry on, feel lucky. If someone craves to be with you, feel lucky. Look around you and think how lucky you are!!!!!! Everyone knows how to count but very few know what to count.

Are you Happy???

         During an elegant welcoming reception for the new Director of Marketing of famous London company, some of the wives of the other directors, who wanted to get acquainted with the new spouse, asked her with some hesitation:
"Does your spouse make you happy, truly happy?'

         The husband, who at the moment was not at her side, but was sufficiently near to hear the question, paid attention to the conversation. He was sitting up slightly, feeling secure, even filling his chest lightly in pride, knowing that his spouse would answer affirmatively. She had always been there for him during their marriage.
          Nevertheless, to both his and the others' surprise, she simply replied " No, no he doesn't make me happy." The room became uncomfortably silent, as if everyone were listening the spouse's response. The husband was petrified. He couldn't believe what his wife was saying, especially at such an important occasion for him. To the amazement of her husband and everyone, she simply placed enigmatically on her head and elegant black silk scarf and continued ;
"No, he doesn't make me happy. I AM HAPPY. The fact that I am happy or not, doesn't depend on him, but on me. I am the only person upon which my happiness depends. I make the choice to be happy in each situation and each moment of my life. If my happiness were to depend on other people, on other things or other circumstances on the face of the earth, I would be in serious trouble! Everything that exist in this life changes continually:
Humans, wealth , my body, the climate, pleasures, etc. I could enumerate an infinite list...."


"Over my life I have learned a couple of things:
           I decide to be happy and rest is a matter of experiences or circumstances ; like helping and listening, consoling; and with my spouse, I have lived and practiced this many times.


             Happiness will always be found in forgiveness and in loving yourself and others- Its not the responsibility of my spouse to make me happy. He also has his " experiences or circumstances." I love him and he loves me, In spite of his circumstances and of mine. He changes. I change. The environment  changes, everything changes; Having forgiveness and true love, and observing these changes, that can be , big or little, but always happen, we must face them with the love that exist in each of us. If the two of us love and forgive each other, the changes will only be " experience or circumstances" that enrich us and give us strength. Otherwise we would be only be " Living together". For some, divorce is only solution; (......in reality it is the easiest......)

             To truly love, is difficult. It is to forgive unconditionally, to live, to take the "experience or circumstances" as they are, facing them together and being happy with conviction. There are those who say:" I cannot be happy because I am sick, because I have no money, because someone stopped loving me, because someone didn't appreciate me , because they insulted me !".

            But what you don't know is that you can be happy even though you are sick, whether it is too hot, whether you have money or not, whether someone has insulted you, or someone didn't love you, or hasn't valued you.


           Being HAPPY is an attitude about life and each one of us must decide!!!!!!

Being Happy , depends upon us.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Eight Lies

                            This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we didn't have enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say " Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry."
          
            This was mother's First lie.


                            As I Grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house. She hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit besides me and eat what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten. My heart touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopsticks but she immediately refused it and said, " Eat this fish, son I don't really like fish."

                   This was mother's Second lie.

                              
                            Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a match factory to bring home some used matchboxes, which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. Once wintry night I awoke to find mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said "Mother, go to sleep; its late: you can continue working tomorrow morning. " Mother smiled and said " Go to sleep, Son! I'm not tired."


                 This was Mother's Third lie.


                         When I had to sit my final examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang , I ran to meet her. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my mother's love. Seeing mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said " Drink, Son! I'm not thirsty!."


                This was Mother's Forth Lie.


                      After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job as she had to fund our needs alone. Our family life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation . Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house
came to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw that we were poverty stricken. Our other advised my mother to  marry again. But mother refused to remarry saying " I don't need Love."


                 This was Mother's Fifth Lie.


                 After I had finished my studies and got a job, it was time for my old mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she steadfast and even send the money back to me. She said," I have enough money."


                This was Mother's Sixth Lie.


                I continued my part-time for my master's degree. Funded by the American corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me " I'm not used to high living".


           This was Mother's Seventh Lie.


              In her old age, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit mother who was bedridden after an operation. mother tried to smile But I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but mother said , " Don't cry, Son! I'm not in Pain."


          That was Mother's Eighth Lie.


             Telling Me this, her Eight lie, she died. Yes, Mother was an angel...... 

Success and Failure

             Life is hide and seek of success and failure. When we see the history of all successful people , then we come to know to get success there are so many series of failure in their life which they had experienced. You must give your 100% till the success is yours. The distance between success and failure is very less; only you can make it negligible. But by failure so many people sink down. I think I wanted to give something more, people don't use this thinking and they don't know that's why they quit. You have to remember after the failure, success will come, but after failure. How you react, how you get entangled, on that success is depends. There is no meaning of happiness without pain. There is no latent quantity of laugh without cry. Like that there Is no value for success without failure. "Focus on what is important to achieve your goal and ignore all else. Who wants to get success in their life, who wants to do something different, only those remember" Who abandon the original way to word success and wants to do something different only that man create some image in people's mind. There is no option for efforts. There is no shortcut for success. Only dreams , wish, determination and planning couldn't give you success. For that you have to give greatest possible extent of your efforts, Efforts should be uninterruptable. That we call " Effortless Efforts".
 

Self confidence is necessary

              For success, chances, risk, efforts, newness, capacity are necessary but self-confidence is more necessary than this. So many times we think about those who think about us and that's why we create an image in their view, whether they really think about us or not. Whatever I will do I must get success only this kind of self-confidence is necessary. Don't think about what others think about you.

Success means endless journey

            Today if I got success and stop there, then my success also stops. Therefore, to increase and look after the success which I've got , I have to run continuously, Success is endless journey.
            Success is not shortcut, its long journey. To get success there is no shortcut, success couldn't get easily , to get success we have to do the greatest possible extent of our efforts. A perfect example for success is business. Business means to keep going the bicycle. As long as you keep going till then its okay, but if you stop then you fall down. If you decided not to extend your business, then that extend also decreases and one day standing of your business also closed in a minute. Likewise to get success you have to give your utmost efforts.
            

Keep passion of excellence

                   Keep passion of excellence. Please don't use so-so words. Then life also become so-so. In comparison with this line tolerable, proper, nice these words have no value. Whatever you do , that should be perfect.
                   Always strive for excellence, In the world of tomorrow and with globalization, just being good is not enough.

                  

Opportunity in Problems

         You couldn't see everyone without problem. Each and everyone has a problem and if you would see anyone without a problem, is himself a problem, I think its not wrong. In lifetime people would be successful if he overcome the problems and obstacles. When we see the lifestyle of people which are big and illustrious in all sense, then we come to know that, to reach the top they had overcome so many obstructions. Like as each question has an answer of that type to overcome obstacle, there is a solution to solve that obstacle. But for success we have to find perfect solution for that obstacle or a problem.
      
        Whatever may be your view about that obstacle, like wise only it looks. If you take that obstacle as challenge then that obstacle doesn't look like obstacle. If you accept the challenge and mentally prepare yourself with giving hundred percent of your efforts then you must win the battle. Positivity ,  power to overcome adverse condition, rite, implicit faith  those things are always necessary to overcome the obstacle. You have to learn to fight with obstacles. Don't do like bugbear. When facing meaningless obstacles we have to find way from it. Whether you become failure, then also don't quit with fear, don't bring disappointment, just think how will we change that failure into success. For that what we have to do its very important. I couldn't do this, don't carry this behavior. Keep courageous and idealistic behavior.

     Keep great longing of originality. We have to keep in mind that we can learn so many things from ordinary person. Each and every time we should keep behavior to learn new things and understand the new things.

Thinking Power

          Our thinking only made us something that we want. To become rich, enormous efforts are required to get success in any field, development of latent attributes, self development those things are required but big thinking is very important than those things. " You must think big". Limited thinking will give you only limited success; but big thinking creates guts in you. Restriction, excessive restraining always keeps you far from success. Thinking to get success will give you success. Will this happen? Is this thing possible? If this suspicious behavior you have then you will be unsuccessful. So thinking should be noble. If you think bigger then small dreams will be automatically accomplished. If you think to hunt tiger, then at least you will get rabbit. But if you think to hunt rabbit then to get mouse also will become difficult one.
          According to the President of Wipro Azim Premji, " Dare to dream:- People wonder if having unrealistic dream is foolish. My reply:- Dreams can never be realistic or safe. If they were would not be dreams. But only mist have strategies to execute dreams and slog to transfer them into reality." 

Develope Your latent attributes

           Every one has that much of latent attributes which is sufficient to get success. But to develop latent attributes, is very important. God gave us sufficient manpower to get success.

Understand your Capacity

           We never use whole capacity of our body. Do we know our body capacity??? When Olympic is held that time, crossing our body capacity many records are broken up. Lets give room for use of body capacity, but what about psychological capacity??? We use only 20% of our psychological capacity which nature gives us. Why very less become successful and rest all are not; because they never understand their latent attributes, they never understand their capacity, they don't know about their self power and they never develop their latent attributes. There are so many techniques and secrets counsel to get success. Now we don't have those techniques but we have capacity to get success, this confidence is really important..

What is success?

The answer of this question changes by people to people. For someone earn more is success, for some one to get first rank is success, for someone accomplish any work is success and for someone to be very popular is success. We understand the extent of success or it is more than we think whatever, so many people think to do something special in their working, getting highest post, getting successful in their business. Very less people having desire to do something special and different. So very less people become successful in real life. Success must be continuously practiced or it will take wings and fly away..

Great Longing for success

When we see history of efficient and successful man, the we come to know that success couldn't get easily. For That potent volition , enormous efforts and earnest for an objective.

" Winners don't do different things, but they do things differently. Whatever we learn whole-heartedly and utmost restlessly, we should never forget those forever."


Labor, exertion, consistency, self confidence , aim , perseverance , those things are really important
 to be successful. Planning is very important to be successful in any field. Decided work accomplished by proper manner. A man who is not having optimism and having reluctance from starting will be unsuccessful is true.  He who does not hope to win has already lost. Hence I must win, people having this kind of behavior must get success in their life. After all success depends upon everyone's range of sight. We will discuss special secrets to get success in upcoming blogs....

Motivational Quotes for Students

                                                          You can win the game of studies If...

You Understand the success in studies in future is independent of your past performance , unless you choose to live in your past.

You Learn the science and techniques required for success and practice them regularly.

 

 

 

 

1. There are many students who are smarter than you and could succeed faster than you but don't forget you have your own talents. You can still give your best and rest assured in the knowledge that the best will finally come to you.

 

 

2. It is Important because putting pen to paper gives body to our thought.

 

 

3. At any point of time, during your life , just stop for a moment and ask yourself, " What is the most valuable use of my time is now?"

 

 

4. Learning is a process of connecting unknown with the known.

 

 

5.Remember that you will have to maintain your study rate above a certain threshold. I fit begins to fall below this benchmark, the pressure on you will increase, which even result in high tension, or acute anxiety or even a nervous breakdown for a few students.

 

 

6. After you become tremendously successful in your academic ambition, your life has potential of becoming stable and even more respectable and comfortable compared to those of the others.

 

 

7. Remember how much you study that matters little, but how you study is what distinguishes students.

 

8. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

 

 

9. Life is like an onion, you peel off layer after layer and then you find their is nothing in it.

 

10.I like work, it fascinates me; I can sit and look as it for hours.

 

 

11. Ideas are like beards, men do not have them until they grow up.

 

 

12.The past is history;

     future is mystery

     the present is a gift

     and so it is called "The Present".

 

13. The right moment to do anything is now. This moment is the golden moment, use it.

 

 

14.God made time, and man made haste.

Success in Studies is made of the following ingredients...

• Determination and motivation
• Brain conditioning
• Time Management
• State management
• Learning and memorizing techniques
• The presence of an outstanding mentor and course material.
• Optional study and test techniques
• Sleep, relaxation, diet and exercise , love and encouragement.

You can win the game of life if............

• You understand the success in life in future is independent of your past performance, unless you choose to live in your past.
•  You learn the science and techniques required for success and practice them regularly.

Success In life is a combination of many factors including determination, hardworking, positive self assertion, understanding, learning and memory concept, time management, and using sometime tested proper techniques for taking test.

How can this blog help you?

1. Help you to motivate yourself.
2. Help you to program your brain for optimal performance.
3. Help you visualize and crystallize your success.
4. Share many top test making mantras with you.
5. And last but not the least make you aware of all the other supplementary factors that can enhance you performance- relaxation, practice, the role of your mentor and many more.

How this blog really help you?

1. It will help you to develop a psychology of success.
2. It will strengthen your habits for being successful.

Preface

         

 
            It is my pleasure that you decided to read my blog, specially tailored for success in studies or any field. What this blog needs from you is a dedicated approach to reading and more importantly including the things in the blog as a part of your daily life. So go ahead and give it your best, and remember to "Vibrate with zeal".

           This attempt is dedicated to my parents and my friends for inspiring me to do something better.

          Before starting my actual blog I would like to share the quote which inspires me to write,think and to do something different and  better.
         
" If you cannot remove obstacles from your life, learn to make something more beautiful out of it".

         and this one I think everyone should follow, " Whatever you are by nature, Keep to it; Never desert your line of talent, Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed."